Trespassing on my Zen

I had this on my Myspace the other day, and thought some of you might get a kick out of how I spend my time now that I am not working, lol.....



So here I was today....had my day all planned out..The kid was gone to school, the hubby off to work and I was zoning out watching make-up application videos on the Chanel website. (yep, this is the stupid stuff I do when I don't work....I watch odd things on the internet)....I had my fire in the house going (because, for SOME reason it was, like 45 degrees outside this morning). I had my Pro-Activ white face mask on to clean out the pores and keep my complexion beautiful and my towel on my head. I was just chilling...I could have used a nice glass of ice water with lemon and orange slices in it, like they do in some spa's, but my Dasani was working for me at the moment. There I sat, with my feet up on the desk, water in hand, towel on head, relaxation music going, couple of candles lit, my house nice and toasty. Ahhhhhhhh.........I have a home spa going on right here.

Nothing could be better.

All of the sudden, WHO shows up? My hubby....he is home early from work, and is on a roll....did you feed the dogs, did you feed the cats, did you do any laundry today? Why is it so dark in here???? What is that MUSIC??? Oh, did you call the septic tank guy? As he steps inside, leaves the door WIIIIDE open, he walks directly over to my fireplace and turns it off.......Next to go is the music...............he is messing up my MOMENT, TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!! He is like a dang bull in a china shop just knocking all the pretty things over....

My normally quiet husband is on the "did you do it " roll....

"WHAAAAAAT AAAARRRRRE YOU DOING??? " Comes rolling out of my mouth as he has just trespassed upon my "Zen".

He looks at me like a kid in trouble, and says "Uh....it's like 100 degrees in here, P (short for Princess)....... Annnd, what the heck is on your face....you look like casper!"

There I stand, in my towels, white mask on my face with water in hand shivering because the cold is running up underneath my towel that is wrapped around me...... "Nice to see you too, honey"......

Zen moment gone...back to reality....

Finally, he sits down, takes his shoes off and I am scrambled...I get dressed, put on my make-up and come back into the living room..... guess who is SNORING in his dang recliner.....Oh yeah....he is GETTING the wet finger in the ear!!!